messbaby:

i looked and felt rlly cute on fridayΒ 

relahvant:

majestic

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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longlivepluto:

😍😍😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

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2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

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  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

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lesbyan:

And I want it so bad

I’d shoot the sunshine into my veins

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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